On being a poodle..

Due to a series of unrequitted love for a bunch of heartless individuals who can't seem to notice that.. uhmm.. I'm actually existing.. I was thrown into another depressive cycle as a bipolar, the day before the final exams. I was finding ways to start my life all over again. And I was planning to start on the easiest - the hair.

I was reviewing for Obstetrics on wednesday afternoon when a sudden impulse came.. And voila. "the poodle hair". Shock. That's what I initially felt when they were removing the curlers (or whatever they are called) from my hair. "I'm so dead meat." I was cursing the people from the salon over and over again. I said.. "big curls" not.. poodle curls.. I waited for 3 frakin' hours.. listening to some gay guy on the salon talk incessantly. "Alam mu ba nagbabasketball aq.." (great).. "Kapitbahay namin si Francis M. Ha.! Pakaway-kaway pa siya sa mga fans kunwari.. Naku. Hindi yun umuubra sa min" (I wonder if he's really gay..). Tapus nakakalaro namin ung anak niya.. naku gwaaaaapo.! tisoy! kaso pagnakakalaro namin sa basketball parang palaging meh dalang sibuyas sa kili-kili, naiiwan yung amoy pag tumatakbo" (now what..?).
"Anung course mu... ah nursing.. naku.. alam mu bang yung sikreto pag may namamatay kang pasyente..?" Melissa: "Anu po?" .. "Bulungan mu lng ng "malapit na ang oras mu!.. tapus babangon na siya" Melissa: "ah..*blank look*"  "Ikaw ba ineng yung kausap ko kanina? Bakit ang pangit mo pag basa yung buhok mo"

Great.

Good thing my dorm mates know how to console "individuals with hairs that have gone all wrong". They were saying.. "Ang cute" Melissa: *blank stare* Same goes for my blockmates. "Ang cute.." Except for my RLE groupmates..and some person named yaoi-chan

Maricar: "from cat to pooooodle.!!"... "wala na ung tigidig..!"
Camille: "akala ko meh poodle na dumadating kanina nung exam"
Megan: *pat on the head*
Luigi: "medusa-chan!"
Pat: "hahahaha".. *strokes my eyelashes* then says "ang galing ang tigas.. hawakan niyo rin.!"
Jez: "magpakulot na tayong lahat sa RLE"


Oh well.. Gotta find ways to distract myself from the "the person".. *nod* *nod* since I'm on "bagong buhay" with this poodle hair..*nod* *nod*  I wonder how my father is going to react with this? hmmm...